I want an Edward

Lol.This is my conversation with my friend Sdz about Edward *personally i dont like Edward that much*

Sdz:I want an Edward,promise me you ll tell me first when you find a guy like Edward?
Me:Uhh,i made the same promise to the other girls too :P ,and besides wouldnt i rather be keeping him instead.lol
Sdz: ohh please !!
Me:Alright,he's not that awesome like you make him look like.Btw how will i find a guy
-Good in all languages
-Plays Piano
-Athletic
-never grow
-lets his gf go with some other guy
-doesnt need food
-a cool body good for summer places
Sdz:I bet that is possible,but i dont want someone who will eat cat
me: Are you trying to make a racist statement here ,just cause we chinese eat cats >_<
Sdz:No no,lol.On second thought edward probably feeds on cat.lol.and mouse and snake,so finding a chinese would be a great probability :P
Me:
me:Hey what about i find all the qualities in an 80 yr old :P
sdz:Nooooo,
me:But what if its Richard gere hot
Sdz:But he has white hair
me:Alright he can dye em
Sdz:No
Me:what about a girl will all the quality ? we can convert her :P
Sdz:No
Me:Uhkk ,you dont want this you dont want that ,what dye wont come off and girls can make hot guys too ya know :P

VOTE EARTH HOUR (EVERYONE TURN OFF YOUR SWITCH LIGHT FOR ONE HOUR)

Vote earth hour is an event which will occur through out the world,many industrialist cities like Newyork,shanghai ,paris (the city of lights) will emerge in darkness on 28 march from 8:30pm to 9:30pm as all light will switched off.
I am definitely participating maybe even turn off for even more hours.
We all know that we are under major climate change,i say its time to take action maybe an hour from one billion people will help give support to leaders and help them take actions against global warming.
This application is also on facebook ,everyone you know or is on your friendlist let also be aware of this day.here is the link to the app on facebook.
http://apps.facebook.com/earthhourswitchoff/

[b]Be the One billion to help change the earth ,if its not now then never[/b]

Smartass Peter

A couple was bathing in the shower when the doorbell rang.Lady opened the door wearing only a bath towel and found Peter standing outside.Seeing this Peter said :If you drop your towel i ll give you $ 800.
She dropped the towel .Peter gave her the money and left.
She returned to the bath with her husband.
Husband: Who was it?
Wife: Peter
Husband:He must be here to return my $800.

Lmao a MUst forward chain email

Dear Friends and Family,

I wish to express my thanks to all those who forwarded such informative e-mails,for instance, the one about rats in the glue on envelopes because I now have to get a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past 12 months. You have made me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper, since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put Under God on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don’t support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I no longer have any sneakers — but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa’s novena has granted my every wish.

Than ks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea
will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CST) this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician!
Have a great day!!!

SMILING MOON

You should not miss the moon tonight. The smiling moon phenomenon happens every 48 years and tonight moon will smile you.How do this happen?

The Moon, very low in the southwestern twilight, approaches Venus and Jupiter from below (or west) shortly after sunset.Jupiter and Venus begin December in conjunction at dusk in the southwestern sky. Venus is the brighter of the two planets, and it remains high in the southwest throughout December, while the gaseous Jupiter descends the western horizon all month.If the sky remains clear, the Jupiter-Venus conjunction, officially occurring tonight, will be spectacular.

The smiling moon phenomenon is best viewed in Western Australia.If you live in Europe, you might not see Venus for a portion of the evening, even as you’re looking at the moon and Jupiter.I think no matter where you live, watch for the moon, Venus and Jupiter after sunset. They set about 3 hours after the sun, watch them smile.

The most spectacular celestial sight during these final days of November is reserved for the early evening sky, as Jupiter and Venus, the two brightest planets, draw closer together.

The waxing crescent moon will join the planets on the first evening of December for a striking celestial trio.

Dr. Kenneth L. Franklin (1923-2007), a former Chairman and Chief Astronomer at New York's Hayden Planetarium, often made reference to our "dynamic and ever-changing night sky." Such an eloquent description certainly fits our current evening sky, as we now have a celestial summit meeting in the making in the western evening twilight.

For the remainder of November, evening skywatchers can watch as each evening Jupiter and Venus slowly converge on each other in the southwestern sky, right after sunset. The two planets will appear a similar distance apart on both the evenings of Nov. 30 and Dec. 1. They will be so close you'll be able to stretch your arm out and, with your thumb, blot both of them out.

After Dec. 1, like two celestial ships passing in the night, the planets will slowly separate, but there will still be one more eye-catching sight to see. For on that very same evening, those who gaze toward the south-southwest sky for up to about two hours after sunset arise will be treated to a spectacular sight as Venus, Jupiter and the crescent moon cluster closely together. The trio will form a wide isosceles triangle, with Venus at the vertex.

It should prove quite a spectacle for naked eye, binoculars, or camera. Imagine the astrological significance that the ancients might have ascribed to a celestial summit meeting such as this! Moreover, for much of Europe, the moon will actually appear to cross in front of Venus resulting in a rare occultation.

Writing of this spectacular celestial configuration in Guy Ottewell's 2008 Astronomical Calendar, Fred Schaaf calls the sight "stunning," adding that "they will draw all eyes their way."

The moment of closest approach for Venus and Jupiter will actually come during the early morning hours of Dec. 1, unfortunately when this "dynamic duo" is below the horizon for North America. They'll be separated by just over 2-degrees, which correspond to roughly one-half the distance that separates Pollux from Castor, the "Twin Stars" of Gemini (The width of your fist, held at arm's length roughly corresponds to 10-degrees).

Generally speaking, at least for the next few years, conjunctions between Venus and Jupiter come in pairs. The first conjunction takes place in the morning sky, usually followed about 10 months later by another in the evening sky. Then, two and a half years later, Venus and Jupiter are again in conjunction, again in the morning sky. On Feb. 1 of this year, Venus and Jupiter were paired-off in the morning sky. After Dec. 1, Venus and Jupiter will next get together again in the morning sky on May 11, 2011. And ten months later, in March of 2012 they will again pair off in the evening sky right after sundown.

I am sick of it!!

my kitten gayfoo

Gayfoo is the brightest kitten that has been in my life so far .I don't remember the day that he was born ,but it think it was somewhat in my last yr's olevel paper time! .Her mom Ling Ling gave birth to 3 kittens at this time but gayfoo was such a heavy milk drinker he sucked the milk so often that there was no milk left for the other two and thus they died.:S...but that is how he got so healthy.
do check out his videos on youtube